Humor for Healing

Laughter Truly is

the Best Medicine 

Studies declare the psychological healing aspects of humor.


                                                        



 
One of the most unforgetable movies was the Robin Williams portrayal of Patch Adams check out the real Patch Adams in a video on this Gesundheit Institute website link
 
 
Humor for Healing  - a therapeutic approach
 
 
Our Joke Book
 
Doctor Doctor
Docror, Doctor No one believes me. What's the real reason you came here? Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon. Well sit there and don't stir. Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell. Take these and give me a ring in the morning. Doctor, Doctor Can I have a second opinion? Of course! Come back tommorrow.
 
Mental Health Test
During a visit to Dorothia Dix Hospital, Guy asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said Guy. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup.

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. . . . .  would you like a bed near the window?'
 
Two Psychiatrists  
Two psychiatrists in Cherry Hospital were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Good Morning." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that." 
 
Manic Depression
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A Wolfpack basketball coach?"
 
I Often Feel Guilty
Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up sleeping with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."

"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."

"NO!!!" exclaimed the nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward!"
 
Quickies
If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan? Why do Drive Thru ATMs have braille on them? Why do we drive on the Parkway and park on the Driveway?
Psychiatrist says to his nurse, "Please only say we're busy, don't say it's a madhouse in here.
There is no cure for being normal.
 
If you don't think these jokes are funny email us your funniest joke and we'll post it.
 
Sorry: no dirty jokes
 
Absurd Knock-knocks
 
Knock knock, who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke. - Knock knock, who's there? Repeat. Repeat who? who who who who who - Knock knock, who's there? Hoo. Hoo Who? What are you an owl? Knock knock, who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling me these awful knock knock jokes.  Knock knock. Come on in the door's open!
 
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," said she. "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
 
 
 

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